Tifnadlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful shark.

Tifnadlarg created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Tifnadlarg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tifnadlarg, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tifnadlarg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tifnadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tifnadlarg.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to cats while wearing gray skirts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.