Cedbitsan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking jackal.

Cedbitsan created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbitsan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cedbitsan, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cedbitsan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cedbitsan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Do not take Cedbitsan's name in vain.