Dibtofjigrawgab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage naga.

Dibtofjigrawgab created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibtofjigrawgab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibtofjigrawgab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dibtofjigrawgab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dibtofjigrawgab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Run away from turquoise ducks, for they are unholy.