Tanpaswip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient naga.

Tanpaswip created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanpaswip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tanpaswip, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tanpaswip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tanpaswip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Fast once a month.