Tailjenjon Sisnegjarn Kipsastarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered swan.

Tailjenjon Sisnegjarn Kipsastarp created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailjenjon Sisnegjarn Kipsastarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tailjenjon Sisnegjarn Kipsastarp, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tailjenjon Sisnegjarn Kipsastarp's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tailjenjon Sisnegjarn Kipsastarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Tailjenjon Sisnegjarn Kipsastarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt porpoises.