Kimdidlog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate salamander.

Kimdidlog created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimdidlog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kimdidlog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Kimdidlog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kimdidlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to cats while wearing trousers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.