Hasdibman is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonest shark.

Hasdibman created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasdibman, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hasdibman, he will turn you into a plant.

Hasdibman's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hasdibman's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near snakes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Put Hasdibman first in all things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.