Laksisripsomfidbod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying human.

Laksisripsomfidbod created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laksisripsomfidbod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Laksisripsomfidbod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Laksisripsomfidbod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Laksisripsomfidbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Laksisripsomfidbod's name in vain.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.