Pagjigsand Gumvolloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witty ant.

Pagjigsand Gumvolloop created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagjigsand Gumvolloop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pagjigsand Gumvolloop, it will be very unhappy.

Pagjigsand Gumvolloop's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pagjigsand Gumvolloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Pagjigsand Gumvolloop on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Pagjigsand Gumvolloop must be the most important thing in your life.