Arplenced Rawgumbut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent dragonfly.

Arplenced Rawgumbut created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arplenced Rawgumbut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arplenced Rawgumbut, he will boil you in a big pot.

Arplenced Rawgumbut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Arplenced Rawgumbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near goats while wearing cyan trousers and balancing five nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Hide if three cats approach from the east.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.