Lakbogkab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient salamander.

Lakbogkab created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakbogkab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lakbogkab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lakbogkab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lakbogkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Do not chop down trees.