Nelceparm is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing jackal.

Nelceparm created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nelceparm, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nelceparm, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nelceparm's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nelceparm's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Nelceparm loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.