Nilrilnurfodyogkem Sugsitcar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sage crab.

Nilrilnurfodyogkem Sugsitcar created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Nilrilnurfodyogkem Sugsitcar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilrilnurfodyogkem Sugsitcar, she will come to you in dreams.

Nilrilnurfodyogkem Sugsitcar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nilrilnurfodyogkem Sugsitcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Never feed wheat to rats while wearing kilts.

4. Always wear green.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.