Xinhighat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unjust chinchilla.

Xinhighat created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinhighat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xinhighat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Xinhighat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Xinhighat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.