Dadmumsagbafsand is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful hamster.

Dadmumsagbafsand created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadmumsagbafsand, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dadmumsagbafsand, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dadmumsagbafsand's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dadmumsagbafsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dadmumsagbafsand in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed pineapples to mice while wearing scarves.