Stikcittam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic crab.

Stikcittam created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikcittam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikcittam, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stikcittam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stikcittam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to gulls while wearing purple coats.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about bacteria.