Quatnullmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, boastful ant.

Quatnullmot created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatnullmot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quatnullmot, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quatnullmot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Quatnullmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never paint your feet pink.