Fitbellpib is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet goblin.

Fitbellpib created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fitbellpib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fitbellpib, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fitbellpib's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fitbellpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Fitbellpib in the centre of the settlement.