Giddubpadsassandtonkzagkan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain salamander.

Giddubpadsassandtonkzagkan created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giddubpadsassandtonkzagkan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Giddubpadsassandtonkzagkan, she will come to you in dreams.

Giddubpadsassandtonkzagkan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Giddubpadsassandtonkzagkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.