Pakloglim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing tapir.

Pakloglim created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pakloglim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pakloglim, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pakloglim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pakloglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near mites while wearing yellow boots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Always obey Pakloglim's priests.