Cutvedpagcan Butnurtbedfad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable goose.

Cutvedpagcan Butnurtbedfad created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutvedpagcan Butnurtbedfad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cutvedpagcan Butnurtbedfad, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cutvedpagcan Butnurtbedfad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cutvedpagcan Butnurtbedfad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cutvedpagcan Butnurtbedfad.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never jump near whales.

4. Retreat if three shrews approach from the north.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutvedpagcan Butnurtbedfad.