Bossbogcat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful fish.

Bossbogcat created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Bossbogcat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bossbogcat, it will ignore you.

Bossbogcat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bossbogcat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bossbogcat on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Never talk about fire.