Zagnanlit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring wyrm.

Zagnanlit created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagnanlit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zagnanlit, she will boil you in a big pot.

Zagnanlit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zagnanlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from indigo turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear white shoes.