Quamwabfid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witty beaver.

Quamwabfid created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamwabfid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quamwabfid, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quamwabfid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Quamwabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black eagles for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Never run in the presence of otters.

4. Hide if three frogs approach from the north.

5. Never think about dark energy near mites while wearing white ear rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your neck.