Fudbetfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing wolf.

Fudbetfat created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Fudbetfat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudbetfat, he will curse you with boils.

Fudbetfat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fudbetfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear violet boots.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Learn three new languages a year.