Rilcittag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish skunk.

Rilcittag created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilcittag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rilcittag, he will be very unhappy.

Rilcittag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rilcittag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.