Hogrottarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, contented centipede.

Hogrottarp created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogrottarp, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hogrottarp, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hogrottarp's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hogrottarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hogrottarp loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Do not keep eight snakes in a large pit.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.