Bonzedcen Hotgilboss Rotsidhudgar is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, boastful shrew.

Bonzedcen Hotgilboss Rotsidhudgar created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonzedcen Hotgilboss Rotsidhudgar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonzedcen Hotgilboss Rotsidhudgar, he will curse you with boils.

Bonzedcen Hotgilboss Rotsidhudgar's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bonzedcen Hotgilboss Rotsidhudgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention monkeys.