Xuctancit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless rhinoceros.

Xuctancit created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuctancit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuctancit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Xuctancit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Xuctancit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Always help moths in need.