Pakbafsom Rillbutyat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ruthless gerbil.

Pakbafsom Rillbutyat created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakbafsom Rillbutyat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pakbafsom Rillbutyat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pakbafsom Rillbutyat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pakbafsom Rillbutyat's Holy Commandments

1. Pakbafsom Rillbutyat loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to birds while wearing gray jumpers.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.