Vanratdub Bafzigsog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, sage bee.

Vanratdub Bafzigsog created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanratdub Bafzigsog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vanratdub Bafzigsog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vanratdub Bafzigsog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vanratdub Bafzigsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vanratdub Bafzigsog.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.