Hennilzed is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered hydra.

Hennilzed created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hennilzed, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hennilzed, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hennilzed's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hennilzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never wear indigo shirts.

5. Worship no other gods but Hennilzed.