Vonleghit Citgadlap Bumdub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical manatee.

Vonleghit Citgadlap Bumdub created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonleghit Citgadlap Bumdub, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonleghit Citgadlap Bumdub, he will not invite you to parties.

Vonleghit Citgadlap Bumdub's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vonleghit Citgadlap Bumdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.