Tunsagcubnak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, wise cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tunsagcubnak created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Tunsagcubnak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tunsagcubnak, he will make you grow a tail.

Tunsagcubnak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tunsagcubnak's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always obey Tunsagcubnak's priests.