Carfungil is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow lizard.

Carfungil created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Carfungil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Carfungil, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Carfungil's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Carfungil's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carfungil.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear mauve tights.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carfungil.

5. Never mention shrews.