Cadfadquafkab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish shark.

Cadfadquafkab created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadfadquafkab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cadfadquafkab, he will manifest in front of you.

Cadfadquafkab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cadfadquafkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cadfadquafkab's priests.

2. Worship no other gods but Cadfadquafkab.

3. Run away from turquoise goats, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must never eat corn.