Libgudpag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful pig.

Libgudpag created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Libgudpag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libgudpag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Libgudpag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Libgudpag's Holy Commandments

1. Libgudpag loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.