Madbemvab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered eagle.

Madbemvab created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Madbemvab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Madbemvab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Madbemvab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Madbemvab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.