Gonfenbab Stragbanpark is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, compassionate deer.

Gonfenbab Stragbanpark created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonfenbab Stragbanpark, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gonfenbab Stragbanpark, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gonfenbab Stragbanpark's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gonfenbab Stragbanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gonfenbab Stragbanpark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Respect your elders.