Guttigkem is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered crane.

Guttigkem created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Guttigkem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guttigkem, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Guttigkem's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Guttigkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Guttigkem.

3. Do not take Guttigkem's name in vain.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.