Rullcipgeb Boppasman is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever rat.

Rullcipgeb Boppasman created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Rullcipgeb Boppasman, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullcipgeb Boppasman, it will make you grow a tail.

Rullcipgeb Boppasman's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rullcipgeb Boppasman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Rullcipgeb Boppasman on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to badgers while wearing brown shoes.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

5. Run away from magenta dogs, for they are unholy.