Lenboncud Dudtiklib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable lobster.

Lenboncud Dudtiklib created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenboncud Dudtiklib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lenboncud Dudtiklib, she will torture you forever.

Lenboncud Dudtiklib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lenboncud Dudtiklib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Lenboncud Dudtiklib on top of important buildings.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Lenboncud Dudtiklib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not make images of living things.