Narhengut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish hummingbird.

Narhengut created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Narhengut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narhengut, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Narhengut's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Narhengut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Narhengut's name in vain.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Never talk about gravity near dogs while wearing mauve jumpers.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narhengut.