Megzaglimliglapvennut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tiresome meerkat.

Megzaglimliglapvennut created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megzaglimliglapvennut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Megzaglimliglapvennut, she will ignore you.

Megzaglimliglapvennut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Megzaglimliglapvennut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Always obey Megzaglimliglapvennut's priests.

3. Retreat if four mice approach from the south.

4. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.