Davhighab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, confident mole.

Davhighab created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davhighab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Davhighab, it will turn you into a goat.

Davhighab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Davhighab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Do not take Davhighab's name in vain.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Do not sing in public.