Cissgodduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish butterfly.

Cissgodduss created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissgodduss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cissgodduss, he will remove you from existence.

Cissgodduss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cissgodduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cissgodduss' priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.