Flykarzan Volmitcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing rhinoceros.

Flykarzan Volmitcum created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flykarzan Volmitcum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flykarzan Volmitcum, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Flykarzan Volmitcum's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Flykarzan Volmitcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flykarzan Volmitcum's priests.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.