Fomweg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent dryad.

Fomweg created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fomweg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fomweg, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fomweg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fomweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near porpoises while wearing black dresses.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomweg.

4. Never paint your back pink.

5. Never write about moons.