Fidbidlinlop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic badger.

Fidbidlinlop created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbidlinlop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidbidlinlop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fidbidlinlop's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fidbidlinlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fidbidlinlop.

4. Never feed cucumbers to snails while wearing pink tights.

5. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.