Foddibhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, effective turtle.

Foddibhin created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foddibhin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Foddibhin, she will cry a lot.

Foddibhin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Foddibhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.